Posted by Billy Booblis on December 27, 2006 at 20:46:30:
S I SIT HERE THIS CHRISTMAS DAY, JUST FINISHING MY XMAS DINNER SENT TO ME BY
ST.MONICA'S & MY OLD FOOTBALL COACH FRANK KELLY. I AM REMINISING ABOUT
CHRISTMASES PAST. ONE CHRISTMAS EVE STANDS OUT ABOVE ALL OTHERS. IT WAS XMAS EVE
IN 1962 & I HAD BEEN OUT OF THE HOSPITAL 4 WEEKS AFTER MY FIRST OPEN HEART
OPERATION. I WEIGHED ABOUT 90 LBS & HAD BEEN DRINKING MOST OF THE DAY. I WENT HOME
FOR DINNER & MY MOM & DAD FED ME & I CHANGED INTO MY SANTA CLAUS OUTFIT. OF
COURSE MY PARENTS WERE WORRIED ABOUT ME. WELL I MET SOME OF THE GUYS & WE WENT
TO VISIT OUR MARRIED FRIENDS, WE STOPPED AT LAURY & PEGGYS HOUSE UP THE STAIRS
ON E.7TH ST. I WAS POOPED FROM THE STAIRS & DRUNK. AFTER VISITING WITH LAURY
& PEGGY SANTA DECIDES TO WISH THE YOUNG UN'S A MERRY CHRITMAS,SANTA GOES IN
THE BEDROOM & THE KIDS LOOKED UP AT SANTA & START CRYING & SCREAMING AT SANTA.
TO THIS DAY I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S BECAUSE SANTA WAS DRUNK OR TO SKINNY. MERRY
CHRISTMAS YA'LL. ..
WILLIAM GEORGE BROTHER WEASEL HB BOOBLIS OT MONKUS O'NEILL JR.